Botley (n.) - The prominent stain on a man's trouser crotch seen on his return from the lavatory. A botley proper is caused by an accident with the push taps, and should not be confused with any stain caused by insufficient waggling of the willy (see piddletrenthide).
Piddletrenthide (n.) - A trouser stain caused by a wimbledon (q.v.). Not to be confused with a botley (q.v.).
Wimbleton (n.) - The last drop which, no matter how much you [men] shake it [the willy], always goes down your trouser leg.
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